Wednesday, November 13, 2013
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Some time back in 1992 as a high school sophomore I was fairly sure I knew the gist of everything I needed to and what I was going to do, be, and what basic path I would use to get from point A to point B. What followed... and followS, is nothing short of incredible. This is a scattered accounting of that.
The things that tickle me the most
transmentanental portagations
About Me
- Doug
- Asheville, North Carolina, Djibouti
- i REALLY like the word Dijbouti. I just thought I'd put that out there. I am an experiment, take a fairly excentric dork, put him in an athletes body, shake well, serve. This is me.
some stuff i heard ( in my own head or otherwise)
- Yo, mama is so fat that when she shop for draws she gotta buy a throng.
Top Double edged sword put downs
- Your face looks like I just sprinkled my pubic hair collection on it!
- Your mom is SO fat she can't even fit into my mom's clothes!
- You stink! You stink like my finger when I pick my nose when Iv'e been out bass fishing all day with worms.
- Yeah some people think you are cute but you are nowhere near as hot as my sister.
- You don't even know that Toasters are a knickname for cylons in battlestar galatica!
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